blarg1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hoy te amo ++]

Hoy, te amo

means, "Hey, I love you."

[There she is!! step 2]

Gorgeous work

Every bit as charming as part 1.

[.GiD.]

Courageous and competant

Our society hates Christians. It takes a great deal more courage to do what you have done than most people realize. I have tremendous respect for you.

The production was technically competant, but the sound quality was a little bit muddy. You may find that you get better results if you master all of your tracks in a tool like Sound Forge and flatten them into a single stereo track before importing them into Flash.

Some authors have quite justifiably asked where I get off offering advice or criticism when I have made no submissions to this website. The fact is, I can not. My clients are companies who would never allow their product to appear in this venue.

You'll have to take it on faith that I have encountered many of the same technical problems as you have over the years. I love Flash as an authoring tool and have been using it since it was called "Future Shock".

Best of luck in your future endeavours.

inevitability responds:

I thank you greatly for the advice. I shall seriously take into account what you just told me about the sound.

[Broken Saints CH 20 ACT 1]

very slick

voice-over would be a nice touch, but the visuals are very slick. Nice work.

[Freak: Episode 2]

very slick work

some impressive work coming out of Sherbrooke there... enjoyed your website too. would be interested to learn more about the current title you are working on.

[_FLU!(chapter09)]

beautiful work

Shame on you, thecreator8. What a bloody ignorant thing to say. Why should the creative process belong exclusively to English-speaking Americans.

This is a brilliant piece of work, and if you're incapable of makeing the effort to read subtitles to enjoy it, you would be unlikely to profit from pretty much any art.

For my part, I am trying to improve my mastery of French to enjoy some of the works in that language. I have enjoyed translations of some of Ste.Exupery's works, but I enjoyed them even more in the original.

Spanish comes later - one language at a time. ;)

[Tactical Diplomacy III]

lazy animation

I find that the little figures without limbs simply look lazy. Plus the fight scenes end up looking silly, since after a bit it's impossible to tell who's disembodied little hands and feet belong to whom...

I thought the writing and pacing were really good, though your protagonist is curiously amoral. What kind of cop would shoot the face off a suzpect once he's finally captured him?

[ILoveEgg Special-EggSong]

yow

Danger, Will Robinson!

Too much exposure to this kind of excruciating cutseyness could induce diabetic coma...

I'm going to send this to people I want to annoy. :)

[Milkman]

uninspired filth

This was not edifying, nor beautiful, nor meaningful. It was simply repellant. Frankly, I don't appreciate having my consciousness dragged through the mud like this when the author has nothing to offer me at the end of it. It's cheap.

I do not believe that this material is appropriate for publication - even on Newgrounds.

I don't belive the artist really has anything left to say, given that he has resorted to this.