blarg1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr. Happy Face]

Pure shit.

how did this crap end up on the front page? Aside from being sickening, it has absolutely nothing to recommend it.

[DE_aztec]

nice animation... I don't get it

It's obvious that the author is a fan of the movie The Matrix, and of shoot-em-up video games...

But aside from some solid animation and more or less non-stop gore, this movie really doesn't have that much to say. Was this supposed to be a typical experience when playing the game "Counter Strike", or a plotless scenario set in the game world? The animation introduced a lot of characters, but didn't give me any reason to care about any one of them.

If the author were to combine his obvious talent for animation with some solid writing, he could create something really worthwhile.

This...was nothing but fluff.

[UGLY]

I didn't like this film. sorry.

The technical execution was good. You have obviously been inspired and influenced by John Kricfalusi - who is widely considered a master, even if he isn't a favourite of mine.

However, I thought your writing was horrible. The story was horrible, the premise was horrible, the dialogue was horrible, the tone was diabolical and the humour... was flat.

Sorry.

[LOTR Parody: SE p1]

This might be funny...

...if you were a particularily coarse and stupid teenage boy. Otherwise, it's a waste of time.

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Not my cup of tea, but elegant and well-executed

I personally do not find myself entertained by this kind of nightmare filth. It makes me wonder about the mental health of the author when I contemplate the fact that he was trying to create something humourous and conceived this. [hums the theme from the Twilight Zone]

However, there's no arguing that this was beautifully drawn and executed flawlessly.

One reviewer wrote:
"at times this movie draws me to the edge of my seat because I think he's going to do something awful, but he doesn't"

He apparently missed the fact that Saladfingers has absently shut a small boy up in his oven while enjoying the sensation of a rusty nail through his fingertip.

Another reviewer let loose with a rather strange rant about Canada. I'm a little disturbed by his assertion that Canadians "tried to kidnap" his cousin, (apparently without success); but the rest of his rant seems a little unfair to us poor Canucks. The war of 1812 ended a very long time ago, so I think it might be time to get over the burning of the White House - after all, the Americans raided Canada too.

He goes on to say that Canada is full of gays. I guess this is true. I live near the gay district in Ottawa, and I can truthfully day there must be almost as many gay people in Canada as there are gays in San Francisco. Maybe they snuck in from Canada with all the terrorists ;)